Saturday involved many, many train rides in order to reach our desired destination of BON BON LAND.
Bon Bon Land is a ridiculous, surreal theme park in Denmark. Fantasy World lives next door and caters to tiny children (as opposed to regular children, who inhabit Bon Bon Land). We are not sure if this wonderful bulldog is terrified of the lion, terrified of the dude with the sword, or terrified of Bon Bon Land next door. It's hard to say.
We paid our entrance fee and were immediately greeted by the first of a seemingly infinite stream of fiberglass cartoon figures. This is Henry Hundeprutt, the farting dog.
Trust me, it only gets weirder.
I don't even know.
We still don't know.
This was a horrified owl on top of an ice cream stand.
Please note the cow boobs on the sign dictating that the Hoppepuden is for children under 8.
This ant likes to pee on stuff and is also a slide. And is drunk.
Hahahahahahah.
We went on this rollercoaster that boasts a greater-than 90 degree drop.
Henry has his own coaster. It was lame, but it did play fart noises at us.
Yep.
We went on an absolutely insane water ride that was a tour of the world. This was Bon Bon Land's depiction of the United States.
This was Bill's reaction.
Australia seems pretty accurate, really.
That dragon is on SO MANY drugs.
And this is Maggie's reaction to this ride. It's actually kind of similar to the dragon.
I wish we were kidding.
We had long train and ferry rides back to Germany to try to digest everything we witnessed at Bon Bon Land. Maggie drew a sausage fest.
Denmark is good at windmills.
When we got back to Hamburg, we went out to dinner with our new friends Michael and Ewa.
THE END.